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Sampling misses what matters.
The loudest dozen reviews feel like the story. The pattern with the highest churn signal is usually hiding in fourteen different phrasings nobody on your team has time to read.
Your team reads reviewsYou're still missingthe patterns.
One PDF. The complaints quietly costing renewals, ranked against up to 5 of your competitors, in your inbox every Tuesday morning. Type your app below — your first one's on us.
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─Why it matters
While you were watching Slack,
something else moved.
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Your competitors stay invisible.
You read your reviews. You don't read theirs. The complaint quietly costing you renewals is often the feature they just shipped.
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Loud doesn't mean important.
We rank by frequency and severity, not by volume. A handful of billing complaints can outweigh a hundred UI nitpicks — that's where the renewal risk lives.
─How it works
Three steps. One PDF. Every Tuesday.
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Ingest
A 60-day rolling window across App Store and Google Play — your app and up to 5 competitors. Every review, every rating, nothing dropped.
No keyword scraping. The complaint costing you renewals doesn't always use the word "churn", and the one driving uninstalls rarely uses "uninstall".
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Cluster + rank
Fourteen ways of saying the same thing collapse into one pattern. Each pattern is scored by severity × frequency — the number that tells you whether it's a hotfix or a roadmap item.
Frequency alone overweights the loudest complainers. Severity alone overweights the rarest. Together, they point at what ships next sprint.
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Deliver
Tuesday morning. The top themes, the verbatim quotes behind each, the competitor delta, and a suggested fix per theme — in your inbox.
The brief is the deliverable. No dashboards to log into, no AI summary that flattens the texture of the original review. Editorial, not generated.
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─Pricing
Founding prices. Ten spots. Locked for life.
Founding-customer pricing · 10 spots · locked for life
Starter
€79
€39
/mo
One app. One competitor. Weekly.
First report in 48h, then every Tuesday.
- Top 3 themes per report
- 1 competitor compared
- Suggested fix per theme
- App Store + Google Play
- 60-day rolling window
- Email delivery, weekly
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Pro
€179
€89
/mo
One app, three competitors. Weekly.
First report in 48h, then every Tuesday.
- Everything in Starter, plus:
- Top 5 themes
- 3 competitors
- Signals to watch
- Quote-level CSV export
- Slack delivery (optional)
Agency
€799
€399
/mo
Up to three client apps. White-label.
First report in 48h, then every Tuesday.
- Everything in Pro, plus:
- 3 client apps · 5 competitors each
- Monthly trend roll-up
- White-labelled PDFs
- Per-client delivery emails
- Founder Slack channel
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─Questions
Got questions? Get answers.
We already monitor our reviews closely. Why do we need this?
Monitoring isn't synthesis. Reading the loudest dozen reviews each week is a triage habit, not a research method — it misses the 14-mention pattern hiding in fourteen different phrasings, it misses your competitors' reviews entirely, and it has no opinion about which complaint is quietly costing renewals this week.
Verbatim is what you'd get if you had a researcher whose only job was to read every review you and your competitors received and rank the patterns by churn signal. That's a different deliverable from a Slack alert.
Is the report written by AI or by humans?
The synthesis runs on Claude. The voice, the structure, the ranking weights, and the editorial pass on every report before it ships come from our team. If a report ever reads like a template, it doesn't ship.
Which sources do you scrape?
App Store (all configured storefronts) and Google Play. We do not currently include Reddit, Twitter/X, or support tickets — those are on the roadmap, but adding them now would dilute the signal-to-noise on what we already do well.
How is severity calculated?
A 1-to-5 scale weighted by language intent (cancellation, data loss, legal/billing language) and star rating. We publish the rubric on request — it's not a black box.
Will the report change if you run it twice?
Numbers are deterministic — they come from a counted dataset. Phrasing in the executive summary will vary slightly, the way two editors would write the same brief differently. The rankings and evidence don't move.
What happens if my competitors change?
Email us. Competitor swaps are free up to once per quarter on Starter and Pro, and on demand on Agency.
Can I expense this?
Yes. Invoice with company name and VAT ID on request. Annual plans are 15% off plus one month free if you'd rather a single PO.
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