Judgment doesn't ship anonymously.
Claude does the clustering. A person decides what the pattern means, which complaint is the churn signal, and what to do about it. Every report gets an editorial pass before it leaves.

“Five-star averages and one-star verbatim get treated as the same signal. They aren't. The complaint hiding inside a 4.6 is the one worth reading.”
I'm Omar. I read reviews for a living so your team doesn't have to skim them. Most tools either average the stars into a number or hand you a word cloud — both throw away the one review that actually explains why someone left.
Verbatim is the opposite of a dashboard. Every Tuesday you get one PDF: the top themes ranked by severity × frequency, the verbatim quotes behind each, where you stand against up to 5 competitors, and a suggested fix per theme. Editorial, not generated.
Claude does the clustering. A person decides what the pattern means, which complaint is the churn signal, and what to do about it. Every report gets an editorial pass before it leaves.
No dashboard to log into, no generated summary that flattens the texture of a real review. One PDF, your app and up to 5 competitors, written to be read in five minutes.
If a report doesn't surface something your team didn't already know, you don't pay for it. That's the contract — and it's why the editorial pass matters.
Tell me your app and up to 5 competitors. I'll send back a full report — if it doesn't surface something new, you don't pay.
Verbatim is the proof: I built the whole thing solo — the brand, the copy, the animations you just scrolled past, the code underneath. If you need a product or marketing site that looks like it was made on purpose, I take on a small number of projects.
Positioning, copy, and layout built around one action — fast, responsive, and tuned so the visitor knows exactly what to do next.
Marketing sites and app UIs that feel considered — real hierarchy, real typography, states that hold up on the edge cases.
Not just a mockup — the deployed, type-safe, animated site. Next.js, Tailwind, Framer Motion, an eye on Lighthouse.
Scroll reveals, animated diagrams, hover detail — motion that explains the product instead of decorating it (this site included).